What's snot rocket? 

It's not about what it is, it's about what it s'not.


Do you have any deals or specials? 

Sure, cheapskate, we have you covered. Sign up for our mailing list (below) and we'll give you the deets on coupon codes and such. 


When will more gear be available? 

Obviously not soon enough for you! Sorry, it's been a long day. But seriously, we're working on it as fast as we can. S'not easy starting a small business. 


How about more women's stuff? Kids?

Most men will immediately propose to any woman that can blow a Snot Rocket, so keep an eye open for more ladies gear soon. But kids' stuff? Would you send your kid to school in this, Parent of the Year? 

Where can we find you? Like, in the real world. 

What, you looking for trouble? Check our calendar of events or send fan mail to:

3974 Sorrento Valley Blvd,
Box #910846 San Diego, CA 92121